Spoiled Plans and Probably Too Much Exposure to Superheroes

K. and G. playing in the snow

G. walked by A. and attempted to give him a wedgie.  G. has this fascination with wedgies.  I told him not to do it and that no one likes wedgies.  He disappeared for a few minutes and then delivered this note to me.

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From A.
to Amy
I A. love Weges
Ples Haf G. giv me it


I told him that I knew this note was not from A.  He asked me how I knew.  First off, A. never left the room and A.'s name was misspelled.  G. says, "Oh man, my plans always get foiled..."