High Hopes

Conversation with 3 year old K. at Red Robin while everyone else was in the bathroom...

K.:  I want $10.
Me:  You have $14.  (allowance)
K.:  But I want $10.
Me:  $14 is MORE than $10.
K.:  Actually, I want 100 million.
Me:  Well I can't help you with that.  You're gonna have to get a job.
K.:  OK, I'll get a job.

Should I hope that he sends some of it my way?  ;)

Spoiled Plans and Probably Too Much Exposure to Superheroes

K. and G. playing in the snow

G. walked by A. and attempted to give him a wedgie.  G. has this fascination with wedgies.  I told him not to do it and that no one likes wedgies.  He disappeared for a few minutes and then delivered this note to me.

unedited
From A.
to Amy
I A. love Weges
Ples Haf G. giv me it


I told him that I knew this note was not from A.  He asked me how I knew.  First off, A. never left the room and A.'s name was misspelled.  G. says, "Oh man, my plans always get foiled..."